whao, that's some serious emphysema. I'm feeling your pain. Those Jap startrek style shitter are something else. Top of the range, $1,500-$2,000, comes with soap spray, rinse, gentle blow dry followed by a fragrant powder puff. Your wife would be well pleased with such an installation. Not just by your sweet smelling arse but you'll have breath left for more intimate endeavours than arduous arse wiping, waxing and bleaching. The Japs aren't stupid, invest a little in the right areas of creature comfort and the benefit flows through all aspects of a fulfilling life. I forgot, some Jap models massage your buttocks, assisting in relaxing the sphincter.
Is it normal to have a hairy bottom?
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whao, that's some serious emphysema. I'm feeling your pain. Those Jap startrek style shitter are something else. Top of the range, $1,500-$2,000, comes with soap spray, rinse, gentle blow dry followed by a fragrant powder puff. Your wife would be well pleased with such an installation. Not just by your sweet smelling arse but you'll have breath left for more intimate endeavours than arduous arse wiping, waxing and bleaching. The Japs aren't stupid, invest a little in the right areas of creature comfort and the benefit flows through all aspects of a fulfilling life. I forgot, some Jap models massage your buttocks, assisting in relaxing the sphincter.
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You seem to be very clued up about botty problems. Have you got a personal or financial interest in all this?
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Nope, making it up. I but did look at importing them to Australia but they require electricity.