Is it normal to have a 0% success ratio with farts?

For the past 6 months every time I've had to fart I have ended up shitting myself. Not one successful fart in 6 months. I don't know what's going on. Is this normal?

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8% Normal
Based on 24 votes (2 yes)
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  • trexagireve

    Keep trying!! One day you will be able to do it!! don't be afraid!! Shit happens but don't give it up!!!

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  • kelili

    I've laughed the entire time while reading that post. Is this really happening to someone? More than six years that I'm hear and there are still things that surprise me/

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  • Tato

    0% from the field, seems like a drought. Or in your case the opposite. You need to get back in shape.

    On a serious note, check your diet. Six months is a long time. Perhaps you've introduced your body to new foods that irritate it. In addition, consulting your physician is always a good idea. No need to feel embarrassed.

    It can be anything, really. From irritated intestine to feces residue. Just check with your doc.

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