Well, in my defense, it wasn't one with big sharp spikes or anything. It was one of those ones with the fuzzy spikes that don't really feel sharp to the touch, and I used plenty of lube. I actually thought the fuzzy "spikes" would probably feel good, but holy shit as soon as I did it, it hurt like a motherfucker.
I was really embarrassed and didn't go to the ER for a couple of days, but when I got there, the doctors said it was good I got there when I did, because I could've gotten an infection if I waited any longer. So, yeah I mean I'm not saying cactuses are inherently dangerous, but apparently they can be really dangerous when used improperly. I really think they should post a warning label on them so more people don't make the same mistake, honestly seems like negligence to me that they didn't.
IIN to have 17 cactus in my bedroom ?
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Well, in my defense, it wasn't one with big sharp spikes or anything. It was one of those ones with the fuzzy spikes that don't really feel sharp to the touch, and I used plenty of lube. I actually thought the fuzzy "spikes" would probably feel good, but holy shit as soon as I did it, it hurt like a motherfucker.
I was really embarrassed and didn't go to the ER for a couple of days, but when I got there, the doctors said it was good I got there when I did, because I could've gotten an infection if I waited any longer. So, yeah I mean I'm not saying cactuses are inherently dangerous, but apparently they can be really dangerous when used improperly. I really think they should post a warning label on them so more people don't make the same mistake, honestly seems like negligence to me that they didn't.