IIN to have 17 cactus in my bedroom ?

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  • I guess they're probably safe, but I did have a bit of a mishap with one a couple months ago. Apparently, they're actually really dangerous if you stick them up your arse, but I did not know that..... and learned that lesson the hard way.

    It didn't say it anywhere on the container or anything, so how the hell was I supposed to know that you're not supposed to use it as a butt plug? It hurt like hell, and I had to go to the ER to get the spikes removed.

    It should have had a warning label on it, because I just don't see how anybody would know it was dangerous to do that otherwise. That's just straight up irresponsible that they'd sell these things and not have a label that warns people not to stick them up there. I'm considering suing the company for negligence, I think I could have a solid case.

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    • How retarded are you? Lol

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      • Well, in my defense, it wasn't one with big sharp spikes or anything. It was one of those ones with the fuzzy spikes that don't really feel sharp to the touch, and I used plenty of lube. I actually thought the fuzzy "spikes" would probably feel good, but holy shit as soon as I did it, it hurt like a motherfucker.

        I was really embarrassed and didn't go to the ER for a couple of days, but when I got there, the doctors said it was good I got there when I did, because I could've gotten an infection if I waited any longer. So, yeah I mean I'm not saying cactuses are inherently dangerous, but apparently they can be really dangerous when used improperly. I really think they should post a warning label on them so more people don't make the same mistake, honestly seems like negligence to me that they didn't.

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