I guess they're probably safe, but I did have a bit of a mishap with one a couple months ago. Apparently, they're actually really dangerous if you stick them up your arse, but I did not know that..... and learned that lesson the hard way.
It didn't say it anywhere on the container or anything, so how the hell was I supposed to know that you're not supposed to use it as a butt plug? It hurt like hell, and I had to go to the ER to get the spikes removed.
It should have had a warning label on it, because I just don't see how anybody would know it was dangerous to do that otherwise. That's just straight up irresponsible that they'd sell these things and not have a label that warns people not to stick them up there. I'm considering suing the company for negligence, I think I could have a solid case.
Well, in my defense, it wasn't one with big sharp spikes or anything. It was one of those ones with the fuzzy spikes that don't really feel sharp to the touch, and I used plenty of lube. I actually thought the fuzzy "spikes" would probably feel good, but holy shit as soon as I did it, it hurt like a motherfucker.
I was really embarrassed and didn't go to the ER for a couple of days, but when I got there, the doctors said it was good I got there when I did, because I could've gotten an infection if I waited any longer. So, yeah I mean I'm not saying cactuses are inherently dangerous, but apparently they can be really dangerous when used improperly. I really think they should post a warning label on them so more people don't make the same mistake, honestly seems like negligence to me that they didn't.
IIN to have 17 cactus in my bedroom ?
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Really? How many do you have?
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Why wouldn't it be?
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Because what purpose would a cactus serve in ones room? Let alone 17? How many cactuses are in your room?
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Purpose is irrelevant. We all tend to have 'purposeless' items in our rooms... Why not a cactus?
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What percent of people do you think have 17 or more cacti in their room? Do you know what normal means? How many cactuses do you have in your room?
I guess they're probably safe, but I did have a bit of a mishap with one a couple months ago. Apparently, they're actually really dangerous if you stick them up your arse, but I did not know that..... and learned that lesson the hard way.
It didn't say it anywhere on the container or anything, so how the hell was I supposed to know that you're not supposed to use it as a butt plug? It hurt like hell, and I had to go to the ER to get the spikes removed.
It should have had a warning label on it, because I just don't see how anybody would know it was dangerous to do that otherwise. That's just straight up irresponsible that they'd sell these things and not have a label that warns people not to stick them up there. I'm considering suing the company for negligence, I think I could have a solid case.
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How retarded are you? Lol
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Well, in my defense, it wasn't one with big sharp spikes or anything. It was one of those ones with the fuzzy spikes that don't really feel sharp to the touch, and I used plenty of lube. I actually thought the fuzzy "spikes" would probably feel good, but holy shit as soon as I did it, it hurt like a motherfucker.
I was really embarrassed and didn't go to the ER for a couple of days, but when I got there, the doctors said it was good I got there when I did, because I could've gotten an infection if I waited any longer. So, yeah I mean I'm not saying cactuses are inherently dangerous, but apparently they can be really dangerous when used improperly. I really think they should post a warning label on them so more people don't make the same mistake, honestly seems like negligence to me that they didn't.