Is it normal to hate when people ask "what's up?"

i make a fart sound with my lips when someone says that

I kinda hate it too sometimes. But it's okay to just be honest. I used to feel like I should lie and say that I'm doing something sooo fucking cool when I was actually just sitting on the computer, downloading the extended versions of all the Lord of the Rings movies. It's okay to tell a "cool" person about you doing something "uncool." Then THEY have to worry about what to respond with, not you. Don't sweat it so much :)

I don't usually reply when someone asks that. Obviously they won't care about your response, and it's going to be boring anyway.

What's up OP?

Say wats up

answer with: my dick are you dtf?
screws with peoples brains and they wont ask you again unless they want teh buttsex

A lot of agreements in the comments. Well, here I go then.

"What's up?" is a normal thing to say. Maybe the person doesn't care how you feel, ever think of that?

And this isn't me being a jerk, it's easier to answer a "What's up?" than an empty "How are you?" knowing that the person is only asking out of social obligation and doesn't really care.

Seriously. It's annoying. What are you supposed to say? "Hey how are you?" or even "What are you doing" are so much easier to respond to..and they're not that hard to ask..Ugh

"what's up"

"my dick."

I know, and EVERYONE says it. "How are you?" or, "How's it going?" is so much better. At least you can answer those in multiple ways.

Tell them your life story. Drag it out for as long as possible. They won't ask again.

Whats up?

was up ? The sky.

I usually reply with "the sky" or "the ceiling", and then ignore them.

Irritates me too. Just respond "nothing much, and you?"

Er fugg off