Please know that a couple of centuries ago, the English were an interesting vibrant bunch. Then they sent their misfits to America. This made their population considerably more boring. The open minded blokes with creative ideas felt stifled so they left for Australia.
It was the end of healthy diversity. Need I say more?
No. They sent religious undesirables to America. They sent crazies and criminals to Australia.
The roles were reversed somewhere along the centuries, probaby when the continents were formed or the ice bridges melted.
That's a rather colorful conjecture which supports my point that you Brits are utterly bored with each other. So do this. Have a pint at the pub on Sunday afternoon, and shift the conversation to religious undesirability of ancient Americans, and the irrationality of Aussies that voted for Dr. Who. Loosen the discussion up a bit with ice bridges, Chinese gun powder, and Southern Hemisphere magnetic disorientation. You blokes will feel heaps better when you forget about yourselves, and start appreciating the zoo of humanity that surrounds you.
You Brits? What part of “they” didn’t you get?
My first three sentences are historically accurate, the rest was fodder for my own enjoyment.
Lighten up old man.
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Please know that a couple of centuries ago, the English were an interesting vibrant bunch. Then they sent their misfits to America. This made their population considerably more boring. The open minded blokes with creative ideas felt stifled so they left for Australia.
It was the end of healthy diversity. Need I say more?
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No. They sent religious undesirables to America. They sent crazies and criminals to Australia.
The roles were reversed somewhere along the centuries, probaby when the continents were formed or the ice bridges melted.
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That's a rather colorful conjecture which supports my point that you Brits are utterly bored with each other. So do this. Have a pint at the pub on Sunday afternoon, and shift the conversation to religious undesirability of ancient Americans, and the irrationality of Aussies that voted for Dr. Who. Loosen the discussion up a bit with ice bridges, Chinese gun powder, and Southern Hemisphere magnetic disorientation. You blokes will feel heaps better when you forget about yourselves, and start appreciating the zoo of humanity that surrounds you.
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"Brits" are not the same as English! British includes people from Scotland and Wales as well as England
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And people from South London are not the same as people from Manchester. So what? Over there, total boredom is close to unbearable.
You Brits? What part of “they” didn’t you get?
My first three sentences are historically accurate, the rest was fodder for my own enjoyment.
Lighten up old man.
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You are right. God save the Queen.