You want to be bi because its hard to get women to fuck you and when you do it sucks donkey dick?.. Fine that’s ok no judgement here only solutions. Here’s what you need to do.
Find a drug dealer that sells ecstasy. Pop one or two of those bad boys. Go to a gay bar/club and BAM!
You’ll be sucking mad dick all night long. Also watch out for your asshole jeeezzzuusss.
You’ll wake up the next day. Sore and pretty freaking gay.
Is it normal to hate that I'm straight?
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Let me get this straight (pardon the pun)
You want to be bi because its hard to get women to fuck you and when you do it sucks donkey dick?.. Fine that’s ok no judgement here only solutions. Here’s what you need to do.
Find a drug dealer that sells ecstasy. Pop one or two of those bad boys. Go to a gay bar/club and BAM!
You’ll be sucking mad dick all night long. Also watch out for your asshole jeeezzzuusss.
You’ll wake up the next day. Sore and pretty freaking gay.
Also most likely riddled with STD’s.
Get checked.