I think its perfectly normal to hate the little bateria breeding vermin for a variety of reasons. don't get me wrong I love kids, they keep me young and I love to listen to their goofy attitudes towards everything.
I found a way to get back at them. Every kids Pizza Parlor has a wack-a-mole game. You all know the one, the little moles pop their heads up and you are supposed to smack em with the rubber spatulla. the kids always crowd around the games to watch.
Next time you go do this...
Be a bit of a dork and purposely miss the moles but act like you are really trying.
Miss every stinkin whack, Every kid watching you will be bellowing at the tops of their frustrated little lungs, "hit the mole mister!! Do it!" Just continue to miss. I've had a couple little snot heads close to tears.
Funny part is, they will never catch on.
In this day and age when parents get arrested for smacking their kids at the grocery store, I just play whack a mole.
Is it normal to Hate Kids?
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I think its perfectly normal to hate the little bateria breeding vermin for a variety of reasons. don't get me wrong I love kids, they keep me young and I love to listen to their goofy attitudes towards everything.
I found a way to get back at them. Every kids Pizza Parlor has a wack-a-mole game. You all know the one, the little moles pop their heads up and you are supposed to smack em with the rubber spatulla. the kids always crowd around the games to watch.
Next time you go do this...
Be a bit of a dork and purposely miss the moles but act like you are really trying.
Miss every stinkin whack, Every kid watching you will be bellowing at the tops of their frustrated little lungs, "hit the mole mister!! Do it!" Just continue to miss. I've had a couple little snot heads close to tears.
Funny part is, they will never catch on.
In this day and age when parents get arrested for smacking their kids at the grocery store, I just play whack a mole.