Is it normal to hate hipsters but you actually might be one?

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  • Do you own or wear any of the following:

    Leg warmers
    Large rimmed glasses
    Old people shoes/knock-off old people shoes
    skinny jeans
    bright colored Chuck Taylor's
    Christmas sweaters (during summer)
    anything made of corduroy

    Or, when describing something's meaning with your peers, do you use ever use the following words/phrases/reasoning:

    "Naturally!"

    "That's counter-productive to the feminist movement."

    "What's immoral, is morality, in general, in terms of the social confines of the destructive path of Conservatism, within the reigns of progressive spiritualistic, insightful, hate-spew on the nature of innocence; that once lost, can never be found upon our eternal threshold."

    If so, please go jump off a bridge. And that's not a metaphor for anything ironic. Really, please.. you don't deserve to be pissing out that $10 cup of coffee on the same planet as the rest of us.

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