I hate hipsters because they're douchebaggy. I direct this at hipster men; I can somehow manage to take hipster women with a grain of salt. I hate everything about them: the stupid beards the men wear, the wool hats they wear in 102-degree weather, their lumberjack shirts, their skinny jeans, their goofy sneakers. I hate how they play the poverty card when you know they're all living off trust funds. I hate how they scorn me for being a regular churchgoer. I hate how they deny they're hipsters. I hate how they rave about obscure bands, when you know they go home and listen to Nickelback like many other people do. I hate their passive-aggressive attitudes. I hate how they pass themselves off as honest people when you know they're corrupt. I hate their sociopathic mindsets. I hate how they say they care for the environment when they smoke like chimneys. I hate how they say they're brave when they fear their own shadows. I hate everything about them. They are a scourge.
Is it normal to hate hipsters?
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I hate hipsters because they're douchebaggy. I direct this at hipster men; I can somehow manage to take hipster women with a grain of salt. I hate everything about them: the stupid beards the men wear, the wool hats they wear in 102-degree weather, their lumberjack shirts, their skinny jeans, their goofy sneakers. I hate how they play the poverty card when you know they're all living off trust funds. I hate how they scorn me for being a regular churchgoer. I hate how they deny they're hipsters. I hate how they rave about obscure bands, when you know they go home and listen to Nickelback like many other people do. I hate their passive-aggressive attitudes. I hate how they pass themselves off as honest people when you know they're corrupt. I hate their sociopathic mindsets. I hate how they say they care for the environment when they smoke like chimneys. I hate how they say they're brave when they fear their own shadows. I hate everything about them. They are a scourge.