Larry is a clever man. A barbeque with a twist: after the food is cooked, the barbeque can be used to torch the clothes, with a dash of lighter-fluid of course. Hopefully, he's not serving sausages.
If we do end up going to Larry's and we have to burn our clothes, we can wear black garbage bags with holes cut in them (for head and arms) for the trip home. It's not as humiliating if you do it in pairs. It would only be awkward if we had to share a bag. People would look at us funny.
Hmm, it could be called the "duality of purpose" barbeque where everything has two uses. The oven cooks the food and burns the clothes. The hot tub is then used for relaxation and to wash the dishes. Then bin bags are used as clothes and also to transport away chicken bones and empty beer cans.
This whole post has taken a very strange twist as I'm now looking at my trousers and wondering what their second purpose is. A windsock, maybe?
Is it normal to hang up on someone without saying "good bye"?
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I might have to rethink this whole plan somewhat. Eating at a place that makes you take off and burn your outfit isn't necessarily a bad thing.
I'm beginning to see why Larry introduced the anthrax element to barbeque.
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Lmfao, you two are hilarious.
Larry is a clever man. A barbeque with a twist: after the food is cooked, the barbeque can be used to torch the clothes, with a dash of lighter-fluid of course. Hopefully, he's not serving sausages.
If we do end up going to Larry's and we have to burn our clothes, we can wear black garbage bags with holes cut in them (for head and arms) for the trip home. It's not as humiliating if you do it in pairs. It would only be awkward if we had to share a bag. People would look at us funny.
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Hmm, it could be called the "duality of purpose" barbeque where everything has two uses. The oven cooks the food and burns the clothes. The hot tub is then used for relaxation and to wash the dishes. Then bin bags are used as clothes and also to transport away chicken bones and empty beer cans.
This whole post has taken a very strange twist as I'm now looking at my trousers and wondering what their second purpose is. A windsock, maybe?
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I replied earlier but maybe took it too far in the wrong direction so I axed it.