Is it normal to give away gifts?

I have so many brothers. And they are all amazing, I look up to them. I sometimes feel out of place.

One is a great road builder. He paved the way for all of us.

The second one has keen insight and intuition. He always knows what is coming next.

River likes to drink. He is a lot of fun at parties.

The older one is a great hunter. His trophies are beautiful and he has all the best furs.

And we can't forget about Stone. He has a great arm and is a strong athlete.

Dad wanted to give us a prize for helping. All I did was find a soft place to land when he was spit out by that giant fish. Nonetheless, we were rewarded with a beautiful glowing orb. We couldn't decide who deserved the gift the most, so we placed it in the sky for all to see.

If you look outside, you may catch a glimpse.

Is it normal to share such gifts with the world?

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Based on 10 votes (4 yes)
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Comments ( 20 )
  • KholatKhult

    This is what my girlfriend hears when I’m explaining my fever dream to her

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    • RoseIsabella

      I had a dream earlier this evening that there was a tyrannosaurs rex in my house, and I was throwing dirty laundry at it.

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      • Aethylfritha

        I had a dream that i was a sentient marshmallow

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        • RoseIsabella

          My cat, and I are turning into sentient potatoes.

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      • KholatKhult

        I dreamt that my neighbors blamed me for the birds flying south and told me to go bring them back or they were going to steal all of the electrical work out of my house

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    weirdly metaphorical

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    • Bazinga

      Glad brother thunderbolt didn't give you a jolt. Welcome back.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        theyll hafta try bettern that

        i aint home yet im at the aeropuerto in madrid

        how come theres no good bars in airports outside the states?

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        • LornaMae

          Disagree! There's an awesome nasty booze and smoke bar in the Luanda international airport in Angola! Spent a good drunk and stinky 3 hours there...

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            id pass on angola if i had the choice

            i almost went to djibouti but luckily i didnt hafta

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            • LornaMae

              I'd have loved to have spent some time in the country instead of just the airport! But if you ever have to you won't be complaining about the bar, unless you like really classy shit!

              Oh, and I missed your MLK post reply...

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        • Fugazi,again

          Cos other countries are smart enough to know that no-one wants to be stuck on a plane with drunk people

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        • Bazinga

          Never figured that one out. The good bars in Madrid serve Tapas. Thems these pricey hors'doeuvres kind of things. Cheaper just to fill up on the alcohol.

          If y'alls connecting at Heathrow, there's decent restaurants that serve good food for whatever time zone yer brain is stuck in.

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

            30 fuckin hours travel time but im finally back

            2 hours waitin in line for customs for motherfuckin fucks sake and then still goin thru tsa again

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            • Bazinga

              That's just in case a Brush Contact gave y'alls something illegal while y'alls was heading over to the domestic terminal. Least ya got a decent waterin hole now where's ya can drink your European beer.

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  • litelander8

    Stone is a dope name. The gentleman who works at the ABC store I go to is named that.

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  • Nikclaire

    Cute. It has that Native American feel to it.

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    • West African

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      • LornaMae

        South, North or Equatorial?

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      • Nikclaire

        Cool

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