IIN to get turned on by the taste of eyeballs?

I love it! "Also, please practice good oral hygiene." :)) You know, I've never had a cavity in my life. And before I have sex I always scrub myself everywhere... God, I got goosebumps just THINKING about eyeballs!! They taste like mixing 1 part 6% vinegar with two parts sea salt and a dash of shoyu, and slathering the mixture on a fat, cool slab of chuka wakame. OMG. I could orgasm JUST from touching my tongue to a waiting, quivering eyeball, jittering slightly back and forth in the anticipation of my wet, bumpy tongue...

Excuse me while I seek some one-on-one time...