Is it normal to get turned on by an amish guy?

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I was in McDonald's the other day and there was this fine young Amish guy standing in line with his wife and baby. He kept looking at me with that flirty, sexy look. He was DAMN hot, too. His wife was a dog!! Fugly woman, she was.

Anyway, we kept looking at each other in that flirty kind of way and I wish I could have taken him somewhere right then and there and rocked his world. I guess because they are pretty repressed sexually, it would be real hot to do all sorts of kinky shit with him that his wife probably never even heard of or would never do.

I keep thinking about it. IIN?

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  • kr24
    11 years ago

    An Amish guy in a McDonald's. lolwut

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    • zelskid
      11 years ago

      maybe he was a mennonite

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    • himynameis
      11 years ago

      exactly what i was gonna say lol

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  • MostInterestingManInTheWorld
    11 years ago

    I don't always get turned on by Amish guys, but when I do, it's righteous.

    Stay plain, my friends.

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  • mysterymen3000
    11 years ago

    He was probably just like "why is this fugly girl staring at me??" And you took it the wrong way

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  • KFCupcake2345
    11 years ago

    Of course it's normal. People get turned on by many different things, some things a lot weirder than others. Of course, there are some things that aren't good to be turned on by, but being turned on by Amish people is perfectly fine. And really, it's not like Amish people are some sort of different species, they're just another group of humans that lead different lifestyles.

    I hope I helped! :)

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  • Elle93
    11 years ago

    I feel the same way about Ultra Orthodox Jews. So... fucking... HOT!

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  • VioletTrees
    11 years ago

    I have a friend who has a thing for priests. When I asked her why, she said "All those buttons!"

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  • LovingTogether
    11 years ago

    I wrote an erotic poem about an Amish waitress and gave it to her in installments. She love them all! Jim

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  • Racks_on_racks
    11 years ago

    Hell yeah AMISH STYLE!

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  • lmh
    11 years ago

    Lol. Been there. Thought I was the only one. Guess this is normal afterall

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    He kept looking at me with that flirty, sexy look.

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  • TheGuruOfTheSauce
    11 years ago

    It was probably you thinking in a taboo sort of way since hes pure and you want to taint him. It's normal in a hypersexual sort of way kinda like how even the ugliest of shits dressed up in their fireman or soldier gear fire up girls gaping maws

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  • MostBoringManInTheWorld
    11 years ago

    I've always liked the Amish dress code. No flashy colors, no zippers. Function, not style. That's right up my alley.

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  • cranberryflavourlube
    11 years ago

    The Amish are people, too. So, yeah... totes normal.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    He must not have much faith for him to be looking at you with flirty eyes. personally I think he is wrong to be looking at you while his wife and child is there and on top of that he is a married man and a man of God. You shouldn't want to sleep with a married man, how do you think that man wife felt about all that?

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