Is it normal to get my jollies

Why in the world would you think even the ugliest girl would have any interest in seeing you naked? Do you think every girl carries a magnifying glass around just in case some tiny dicked fool like you exposes himself to her?

no its not normal, but as an exhibitionist myself, if nudity were commonplace, we'd lose the excitement of risky exposure. admit it, doing something out of the ordinary makes it fun.

My morning wood would find its way out of my boxer shorts and when I had felt my mom or aunt's covering me up I got turned that they saw me very hard I made a habit of exposing my cock in the mornings. I also would leave my fly down and my dick would find its way out and I would act oblivious to it. When I was much younger and entering puberty my pubes were coming in fast leaving what I thought were an outbreak of pimples on my privates. I told my mom my concerns and she said to let her take a look. I undid my pants and she took my limp shrunken dick in her hand and inspected the bumps and saying they were just in growing hair. This all took but a minute and once she let go of my dick it was hard as rock. She didn't feel it growing in her hand but I sure did. This turn me on so much I was finding new ways now and then to pull my dick out in front of her and let it get hard right before her eyes. This lead me to being a teenage flasher and breast groper. I was often pulling out my dick in front of strange women and jacking off then grabbing their big breasts. I used to really like adult women seeing me hard, horny, and very aroused.

The best thing to do is to take a girl on a date and when the two of you have finished dinner and are back at one of your houses, wait for her to go to the bathroom. While she's in there strip totally naked and when she comes out yell SURPRISE!

eg. pretend to be changing clothes in the car.

how? what is your process?

That's not cool, they haven't given you permission to visually assault them. You're not entitled to harass people with deliberate indecent exposure even if you make it look like an accident. I hope you get caught by the police, and go to jail! You're a selfish person who should be ashamed of himself!