Is it normal to get an erection when a cat is sitting on your lap?

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Or a dog. It's from the pressure and the warmth. I'm not some kind of felinophile freak or something like that.

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  • Faceless
    11 years ago | pl

    I can get an erection watching grass grow. Stupid random inappropriate boners.

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  • Dozis
    11 years ago | pl

    I decide when i wanna get a boner! It is my dick! And if i don't wanna get it hard for you just keep shaking that ass in front of me till you drop dead onto the lineolum floor coverings bitch! You mindless cunt! I am not going to be a bitch's bitch! Bitch!

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  • Dazzie
    11 years ago | pl

    Don't you dare to rape a cat or a dog. Stay away from animals, you might harm them.

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    • AngryDude
      11 years ago | pl

      I love animals to death. I've had them my entire life. I have no sexual attraction to them. But when I feel friction and warmth down there, anything can get it going. That's one reason I wouldn't make a good Santa Claus at the mall.

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      • Dazzie
        11 years ago | pl

        Perhaps is the heat that gets you excited. You mentioned friction and warmth; that has to mean something. Are you married or have a partner?

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        • AngryDude
          11 years ago | pl

          If by partner you mean woman I sleep with then yes. She's a whore, though, and I only see her once every time I get paid.

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          • Dazzie
            11 years ago | pl

            Yes that's what I meant. My advice for you is to do this; try to get her to sit on you the same way an animal would, not in a sexual way, itt can be playing around or just having a conversation. Just to see if you get excited from it, heat might be your new thing.

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            • AngryDude
              11 years ago | pl

              Yeah I'm sure I would like it if a hot chick sat in my lap like that. Do you think she would let me beat her up too? I'm too shy to ask, but I know she likes my repeated business and we know each other well enough by now.

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        • LightningTechnician
          11 years ago | pl

          He's obviously not, otherwise his dick would be sore lol. Well either that or he has blue balls because of his girlfriend.

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  • Sweetz
    11 years ago | pl

    You need to get laid, ASAP!

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  • BoredGuy
    11 years ago | pl

    virginator

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    • AngryDude
      11 years ago | pl

      I just looked that up. A guy who wants to sleep with virgins, huh? Not me. Not really, anyway, unless somehow I manage to get a hot woman who is also somehow a virgin and who is also somehow into me, which I don't see that happening, especially in this country. But otherwise I would not prefer a virgin.

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  • DrinaVonCheez
    11 years ago | pl

    So guys like it & get boners if a chick sits in their lap... ?

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    • AngryDude
      11 years ago | pl

      OMG you kidding? Definitely so. If the chick is attractive. That doesn't need heat or friction.

      Unless you're joking or something. Of course dudes get erections when a chick sits in their lap. If they don't think the girl is cute, they won't. If they think she's cute, they'll try to control it. Either way they might ask you to get off and it doesn't mean they don't like it.

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      • DrinaVonCheez
        11 years ago | pl

        No wonder my bf likes it when I sit on his dick so much >:3

        I find boners interesting lol what else gives guys boners?

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        • AngryDude
          11 years ago | pl

          Now I know you're joking. If you let him put handcuffs on you with your hands behind your back, and then you try and struggle and fight him off while he has his way with you, that'll give him a major boner. In a consensual way, of course.

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          • DrinaVonCheez
            11 years ago | pl

            Well he has a couple pair of handcuffs on his bedposts that we rarely use anymore lol

            That would prolly make me excited though, like if he tickles me & I can't do anything about it xD

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            • AngryDude
              11 years ago | pl

              That's a good one. I was just thinking of handcuffing a woman to bed and hurting her (in a consensual way), but tickling her sounds like fun too.

              Did you know there's something called "tickle torture"? I heard it was practiced in ancient China or something. A person would be strapped down to a table, and they put salt on his foot. Then they get a goat and it licks the prisoner's foot continuously, and it goes through a stage of tickling, but then it gets extremely painful. Can you imagine that? At least there's no permanent damage I would think, but I don't know.

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          • LightningTechnician
            11 years ago | pl

            No it won't you jackass, not everyone is a sick fuck like you are.

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            • quipquip
              11 years ago | pl

              you were just sheltered as a child

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            • AngryDude
              11 years ago | pl

              I'm not into that. I was just saying that as a possibility because she did ask, did she not? I'm not sick at all. I like to have consensual sex most of the time.

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            • xXxPhantomxXx
              11 years ago | pl

              Lmfao well put Lightning Technician I lol'd at that.

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  • LightningTechnician
    11 years ago | pl

    I laughed my ass off while reading this.

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  • Dozis
    11 years ago | pl

    I think it is merely a matter of how hinibited a guy is. Personally,after i spanked my monkey i would not get a boner not even if the hottest chick in town sat naked on my lap. Guys who do not jack off enough are more likely to get random boners. So i used this trick:jacked off then went where i knew i used to get boners cause somebody teased me,and watch them burn with rage as i yawned cause their attempts at turning me on were futile. I used to get off with this more than i did by getting down and dirty. You should have seen the look on their faces.

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    • AngryDude
      11 years ago | pl

      That sounds interesting. I would think that a woman would probably not like it if you can't get it up for her. Unless she knows that you just jacked off and knows enough to know there's a recharge time.

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