SPOILER ALERT: do not read this if you are heavy christian.
Adam and Eve weren't brother and sister. See, Adam and God were playing a game of Ping Pong.
Adam won and congratulated God on a good game. God was a sore loser and told Adam: "go fuck yourself"
Then God broke off one of Adam's ribs and magically turned it into a woman (disclaimer: Dynamo did not do this trick for God. Dynamo did, however, teach Jesus how to walk on water)
So now Adam had a woman who used to be his rib. Adam proceeded to go fuck himself.
God invented Michael Jackson soon thereafter so that MJ can write the song "Smooth Criminal"
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SPOILER ALERT: do not read this if you are heavy christian.
Adam and Eve weren't brother and sister. See, Adam and God were playing a game of Ping Pong.
Adam won and congratulated God on a good game. God was a sore loser and told Adam: "go fuck yourself"
Then God broke off one of Adam's ribs and magically turned it into a woman (disclaimer: Dynamo did not do this trick for God. Dynamo did, however, teach Jesus how to walk on water)
So now Adam had a woman who used to be his rib. Adam proceeded to go fuck himself.
God invented Michael Jackson soon thereafter so that MJ can write the song "Smooth Criminal"
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What's a heavy christian? Like overweight? There's not much that can offend me these days. I have heard and seen just about everything.