Is it normal to feel lonely when masturbating?

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  • dappled
    10 years ago | pl

    You need to sing dappled's "Masturbation Song" while you go at it. Basically, you get rid of any thoughts of loneliness by thinking about what you're having for dinner, when the window cleaner is coming around, that kind of stuff. It goes like this:

    Touching my wiener
    Touching my wiener
    What's for deener
    What's for deener
    Where's that stupid
    Window cleaner
    Touching my wiener
    Touching my wiener
    Touching my wiener woo!

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    • Justsomejerk
      10 years ago | pl

      I can't multitask.

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      • dappled
        10 years ago | pl

        Then I shall come and sing the song to you while you attend to business. Might help with the loneliness thing too.

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        • Justsomejerk
          10 years ago | pl

          Sure, I'd be happy to sing it back to you in return. I'm going to go practice right now and maybe even sing if there's time.

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