Is it normal to feel like no one listens?

Let me begin by saying I've always had a deep-seeded fear of becoming sterile. I am single with no kids, and often worry that something unfortunate might happen to my huevos before I'm able to settle down with a special lady and start a family.
This is why I began storing my "genetic material" in ice cube trays that I store in my freezer. I feel better knowing I have a backup plan, just in case!
But I digress...
I enjoy hosting social gatherings at my house occasionally. Just a dozen or so of my closest friends, usually. I always buy a bag of crushed ice to cool my guests' libations, letting each of them know they must use the bag ice, NOT the trays. Sometimes I even make a sign in sharpie pen, posted to the freezer door. However, as the evening wears on, I begin to notice my sperm-cubes disappearing, one by one, until they are all gone.
I sigh and shake my head, knowing I'll have to start all over in the morning.
I feel like no one listens anymore, even if it's for their own good. Is it just me? Is it the company I keep? Or perhaps society?

Is It Normal?
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  • It's because no one expects there to be sperm ice cubes XD haha

    If you told them, I guarentee they would listen lol

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  • All that worry will certainly screw up your eggs.
    The freezer won't work, but we coat them with Vaseline when we go sailing and they last almost indefinitely.

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    • Thanks for the early morning laugh: my mind is boggling at the mental picture conjured up by the idea of you coating your own eggs with vaseline! It's definitely a well tried method for keeping chook eggs fresh though

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  • Just one power outage will undermine your idiotic plan, that's if it's true, which I doubt

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  • You're doing it wrong.

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