Is it normal to feel like it's going to bite my butt?

once upon a time I bit a bitches ass in a club as she walked by me as I was sat consuming far too much beer. It just looked so fine and tasty.

i get that in my hall... it's something strange about darkness behind me...
i feel like something is about to grab me though... not quite the same...

Let him jam his dick in ur ear and listen to his music.
Also my testicular region is stuck on ur door please remove it

My friend just told me a story about his mom who was sitting on the toilet at a camp site, she hears a hissing sound, turns around and there's a snake. She was so freaked out she ran out of the bathroom with her pants still down! ha ha!

Better check your backside and make sure it doesn't have a "bite me" sign on it. LoL!

Stop being so self-indulged love. It's not healthy.

--A xoxo