When somebody says "hey wow dude your really cool" im like "No im not man,im just a normal guy...i could raise the bar higher...do something really cool...make something of myself...You Ass hole!!!...Im gonna murder your whole fucking family!!!" and then a highly choreographed kung fu battle breaks out with some wicked nifty stunts and sweet camera angles like awww man that was smooth how he did that...did you see how he did that?...That flying kick to the Asian dudes head and then he landed back in his karate stance....all that subtle attention to detail....taking off on the right foot like an eastern grey kangaroo moments before it makes a super mario style hop....so you see we have a lot in common but i only like Norwegian albino transgender midges with one big boob and one medium boob..i swear to god if he/she has two perfect huge boobs or medium boobs or one really big boob and and one big boob...it has to be one average sized big boob and one medium boob or i dont want any of that nasty Norwegian albino transgender midget with one big boob and one really big boob....thats disgusting...im only into Norwegian albino transgender midges with one big boob and one medium boob...and he/she has to be uncircumcised...and a natural redhead...and have one blue eye and one turquoise eye...and he/she ABSOLUTELY MUST have been raised Amish until the exact age of 6 and 237 days where he/she was then flown to australia to be raised aboriginal australian untill at least age 22...if not then its a total deal breaker....and if i see,hear or even think she yawns i cant be around any more....omg yawns are fucking disgusting
Is it normal to feel guilty when good things happen to me?
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When somebody says "hey wow dude your really cool" im like "No im not man,im just a normal guy...i could raise the bar higher...do something really cool...make something of myself...You Ass hole!!!...Im gonna murder your whole fucking family!!!" and then a highly choreographed kung fu battle breaks out with some wicked nifty stunts and sweet camera angles like awww man that was smooth how he did that...did you see how he did that?...That flying kick to the Asian dudes head and then he landed back in his karate stance....all that subtle attention to detail....taking off on the right foot like an eastern grey kangaroo moments before it makes a super mario style hop....so you see we have a lot in common but i only like Norwegian albino transgender midges with one big boob and one medium boob..i swear to god if he/she has two perfect huge boobs or medium boobs or one really big boob and and one big boob...it has to be one average sized big boob and one medium boob or i dont want any of that nasty Norwegian albino transgender midget with one big boob and one really big boob....thats disgusting...im only into Norwegian albino transgender midges with one big boob and one medium boob...and he/she has to be uncircumcised...and a natural redhead...and have one blue eye and one turquoise eye...and he/she ABSOLUTELY MUST have been raised Amish until the exact age of 6 and 237 days where he/she was then flown to australia to be raised aboriginal australian untill at least age 22...if not then its a total deal breaker....and if i see,hear or even think she yawns i cant be around any more....omg yawns are fucking disgusting