Is it normal to fear purple ninja monkeys

I see them everywhere. I dream of them. People think Im joking when I say I saw one. I really do see them. They are in my closet, under my bed and in my attic.I make up my own stories about them, and sometimes they take my hunny buns. I fear what will happen next.

Is It Normal?
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  • Well stop have the hunny buns with ya all the time ya fool , that's the only thing the want from you . Give up the hunny buns for a couple of months and they will go bug another hunny bun lover .

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  • what r they
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  • WTF at 1st i thought you were talking about Family Guy ? :)

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  • God Damned honey bun stealin, mess making, sleep disturbin, purple hair havin, wing usin, bad pun makin, stupid outfit wearin, Justin Bieber listenin, makin me think i'm goat shit crazy ninja monkeys! I tell you what, i've been fightin an ongoing war against those little bastards for some time now. The only thing that they fear, is fear itself, so ya got that workin for ya. Just hunt um all down and kill um like the terrorists they are. People will pay a premium for a purple ninjamonkey meat these days, what with the rainbow color and the cancer healing qualities!

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  • LOL are you telling me you have a dangerous monkey in your closet?? While trolling, you subconsciously thought on Family Guy...
    :^o

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  • I haven't laughed for a long time... But "Sometimes they take your hunny buns" really cracked me up. Thanks hey :D

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  • obvious troll is obvious.

    or..

    take it easy on the drugs, buddy.

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  • It means you have gained access to the parallel Universe known as Dumbass Town.

    Grats, you have elevated yourself 1 step higher than most of the rest of us!

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  • We see you trollin'.....

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  • Or..obvious troll is obvious.

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