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I usually wake my boyfriend up in the morning with some head. But sometimes I just gotta let one rip and I can't help it. He sometimes gets kinda mad cuz it might stink but other times he just doesn't notice cuz he's too concentrated on the other things I'm doing to him. It's kinda funny and sometimes I just do it on purpose to freak him out. IIN?
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This is hilarious! :) He should be more appreciative! :) I love that you ass-trumpet to *freak him out*, kinda bizarre. You are kinda quirky! :)
How come no one has woken me up with head before? I want that.
Like you wake up, see him asleep, and then pull back the covers and put his dick right in your mouth? Then he's like whoa baby what's happening and looks down and says oh yayeah?
Seriously you are the best GF of all time. He should bow down and worship you. Or maybe you should get him to wake up early one morning and wake you up with some downstairs lovin.
But you should cut out farting on purpose... I mean if its accidentaly and both ignore it then thats cool but on purpose is kind of gross. But if you were waking me up with a blow job, I'm not complaining.
You could go to the bathroom, fart, then come back and do the deed.
I would love that, lol. Things like that are adorable, to me, and would only add to the moment.