Is it normal to fart in public?

I hope to stop doing it. But it's hard. Who else here farts in public? PLEASE DON'T SAY IT'S DISGUSTING CAUSE I KNOW THAT!

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  • heres some advice: spread your cheeks so no one hears it and it just sounds like a long whisper. (ass whisperer)

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  • I slide them out at Target but on the rare occasion that I go to Walmart I let them rrrip! In Macy's, however, they're always SBDs.

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  • It's not disgusting. It's just a fart; everyone does them.

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  • I've farted in a isle in a grocery store… just a horrible stinker, then loop around to see the
    faces of the other shoppers. I'm older now, yet 12 in the mind sometimes

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  • I can cause a small earthquake with my ass. The best part is seeing the people run in terror.

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  • Well, it seems unrealistic to go home every time you need to fart...
    If we can't fart in public, what the frak are we supposed to do?

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  • If I can`t hold it in, I try to do it quietly in the hope that when they smell it, someone else gets the blame.

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  • yeah lol. i used to all the time because it was funny to see people's reactions and in a big crowd no one would ever suspect me. but i started to worry maybe they did, now i have to fart at work all the time, really bad like it will hurt a lot if i dont, so i just crop dust

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  • Girl farts are plain awesome when they are sitting on your lap.

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  • I usually shart pushing too hard

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  • wait do you mean loudly on purpose. cuz no. but i am super good at making them silent

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