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I get extremely bored at work, and sometimes I just fantasize about farting away. I would let out a fart then I'd go through the roof and fly through the sky by farting. Then I would fly near a plane and wave at people. Is this normal?
Yes it's normal. I like to fart in public places, like in trains and busses. But only the silent soft ones, they are the worst. When people start to squeeze their noses, I do the same thing and say something like: for god's sake what is that smell??
And then point your finger at a random person and blame him.
Ha don't light the afterburners.
Reminds me of powdered toast man on ren and stimpy
Yes, that's very normal. It seems very normal as well. Not unusual, or extremely stupid or anything like that.
I do this all the time. I also have to suppress the urge to just put my wrists to my face and let out an enormous razzberry right in the middle of the day and see how everyone reacts.
3 2 1 lift off. Awesome until you're shot down by air force. *radio squelch, unidentified flying object at 3 O'clock*
Sounds like a good character for Captain underpants! The incredible farting man!
That was one of my favorite books as a kid