Is it normal to fantasize about just...farting away?

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I get extremely bored at work, and sometimes I just fantasize about farting away. I would let out a fart then I'd go through the roof and fly through the sky by farting. Then I would fly near a plane and wave at people. Is this normal?

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  • Nebreg
    11 years ago | pl

    Yes it's normal. I like to fart in public places, like in trains and busses. But only the silent soft ones, they are the worst. When people start to squeeze their noses, I do the same thing and say something like: for god's sake what is that smell??
    And then point your finger at a random person and blame him.

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  • Jweezee
    11 years ago | pl

    Ha don't light the afterburners.
    Reminds me of powdered toast man on ren and stimpy

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago | pl

    Yes, that's very normal. It seems very normal as well. Not unusual, or extremely stupid or anything like that.

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  • Funny_Guy15
    9 years ago | pl

    I do this all the time. I also have to suppress the urge to just put my wrists to my face and let out an enormous razzberry right in the middle of the day and see how everyone reacts.

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  • wigsplitz
    10 years ago | pl

    Turn into a jet, bomb the Russians....

    Awesome!

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  • iin2want2know
    10 years ago | pl

    3 2 1 lift off. Awesome until you're shot down by air force. *radio squelch, unidentified flying object at 3 O'clock*

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago | pl

    Fart's that help you fly.

    That is fucking genius.

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  • Legion
    11 years ago | pl

    Sounds like a good character for Captain underpants! The incredible farting man!

    That was one of my favorite books as a kid

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  • DannyKanes
    11 years ago | pl

    Maybe not the farting bit, but the whole flying bit would be awesome :)

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