is it normal to envy women?

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  • megadriver
    4 years ago | pl

    Hahahaha, this! You're on point!

    Number 6 especially true for me. I've tried it... She has used sex to make me pick her up from somewhere, or even try yoga with her (I was terrible at yoga). Anyway, told my girlfriend if she helps me with bleeding the brake system in my E24, when I was back in Bulgaria for Easter, I'd do some things to her later and she just said "Ugh", curled up in front of the TV with a blanket (At 26C) and continued to binge watch mindless series and I ended up calling my best friend over to help, but we got no work done, cause the bastard brought Spirytus for us to drink. We were drunk before we got anything done.

    My girlfriend proceeded to laugh at us for drinking something that's basically rocket fuel. 95 percent alcohol. After the massive headache I had the next day, I threw away the remaining Spirytus.

    Moral - Don't rely on your girlfriend for car work, cause your crazy best friend will show up and get you drunk on rocket fuel and you'll learn a new definition of pain XD

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    • [Old Memory]
      4 years ago | pl

      That's what ya do though, Do work on ya car drunk, once ya put everything back ya scratch ya head cause there is still a container of bolts left.

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