I'm not fat! I have a mental disorder that forces me to eat 5 times what I would need on a daily basis and forces me to convince other people I'm big boned and have "glandular" issues!
Whooaaa, settle down big fella. I don't think your heart can handle the excitement. Hey what are you doi...NO! Don't try to stand up!! Jesus chri...*squishy THUD* ohhh the hugemanatee!!
IIN to entice my wife into cuckolding me?
↑ View this comment's parent
← View full post
That makes no sense! You are so fat, your skin is nowhere near your bones. You're still a very sexy heifer though.
--
[Old Memory]
8 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
I'm not fat! I have a mental disorder that forces me to eat 5 times what I would need on a daily basis and forces me to convince other people I'm big boned and have "glandular" issues!
It's not my choice!
--
dirtybirdy
8 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
Whooaaa, settle down big fella. I don't think your heart can handle the excitement. Hey what are you doi...NO! Don't try to stand up!! Jesus chri...*squishy THUD* ohhh the hugemanatee!!
--
[Old Memory]
8 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
Sorry about that. I take comfort in manatees being a protected species.
Less comfort in land manatees being self righteous. Whoops, politically incorrect.
--
dirtybirdy
8 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
Whale, whale, whale, perhaps we should orcastrate a rally...
--
[Old Memory]
8 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
An orcastrate? Moob me.
--
dirtybirdy
8 years ago
|
pl
Comment Hidden (
show
)
Report
0
0
Now I'm mad I didn't even see or-castrate in there. Orca-strate! Forget it! Shut your blowhole!