is it normal to enjoy having a finger up my bum whilst having sex

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  • roadflasher
    9 years ago | pl

    Smelt? She had a small fish on her finger? I think you mean "smelled".

    Anyway, yeah, it's normal. Here's another tip. After you cum, if you want to go for Round 2, tell her to do the same thing, but to hook her finger a little bit and then press on your prostate. She needs to hook it in the direction of your penis, not your back. When she feels a small lump, just apply pressure to it. You will get rock hard very quickly and then cum pretty thick when you orgasm again.

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    • disthing
      9 years ago | pl

      Smelt is British English, it's the past tense of the verb smell:
      http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/smelt#smelt-2

      Why not check before you correct?

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      • roadflasher
        9 years ago | pl

        Yes, but according to the Merriam-Webster's dictionary, it is either a fish or a method of extracting minerals from ore.
        http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/smelt

        And last time I checked, there are a lot more of us than there are of them, and we kicked their ass in two wars and saved it in another two, so that officially makes the language "American", not "English".

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        • disthing
          9 years ago | pl

          What a load of crap.

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          • roadflasher
            9 years ago | pl

            Did we not beat the British in two wars (War of American Independence and the War of 1812)? Did we not save them in another two (WWI and WWII)? How is that a load of crap?

            Now if you'd excuse me, I need to prepare for tomorrow's 4th of July celebrations. We're putting pictures of King George III in all the urinals and jerking off to pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge. Or is it the other way around?

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            • disthing
              9 years ago | pl

              Nah the load of crap is you trying to justify your 'correction' (you clearly didn't know 'smelt' was the past tense of the verb smell in British English).

              Shame you couldn't show a little humility. Never mind.

              Happy Day Of The Turkey, you Jerky.

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              • roadflasher
                9 years ago | pl

                You miss the point. I couldn't give a shit (or is it 'shite'?) what you scumbag Brits think is correct. You are irrelevant. You no longer have an empire. You no longer have influence. You have an inbred royal family and bad teeth and a country overrun by filthy Pakis.

                And, you ignorant fuck. The day of the Turkey is the last Thursday in November, not the 4th of July. You clearly didn't know that, either.

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