Is it normal to enjoy being naked and wrestling in food, mud etc.?

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I can't resist getting wet and messy and have been doing so for years. I love being completely naked and wallowing and wrestling in such as thick porridge, chocolate, syrup, soup, jam, tomato ketchup, margarine, wallpaper paste, paint, anything that eventually washes off, in large quantities and often all together and more.

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  • Derpinism
    9 years ago | pl

    I have a black belt in mud karate

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    "Thick porridge"

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  • INAC
    8 years ago | pl

    I like this idea, and I'll gladly participate in it if I get to eat while it's happening.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago | pl

    Try baked beans, chocolate sauce, and champagne. I am making a film reference to Tommy. I would post the link, but I am on my phone and the user who uploaded the clips hasn't made the videos watchable on mobile devices.

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    • Barefaced
      9 years ago | pl

      Many thanks for your comment. Have tried those you mention - in large quantities! - apart from champagne. Coca-Cola is nice and sticky!

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago | pl

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awdlhoIc3c8

        ^^^ Here it is in case you haven't seen it. It is very odd. Did you know that Coca-cola has been banned in India and the farmers use it as a fertilizer?

        How about gazpacho? Soil? Coffee? Coffee grounds? Ghee? Rice? Egg rolls? Dumplings? Deep Sea ice-cream? Cabbage? Pesto, Marinara? Lemon juice?

        I certainly hope that you are able to afford this fetish of yours as well as comfortably live. Because, otherwise, it sounds like this would be terribly expensive.

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  • CuriousTJ
    9 years ago | pl

    Wow sounds hot actually, I don't see it any different than mud or oil wrestling in my opinion

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    • Barefaced
      9 years ago | pl

      Many thanks for your positive comment and opinion - much appreciated.

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  • RebuiltByHumans
    9 years ago | pl

    Normal. You have a WAM fetish. A disgusting fetish but acceptable (and quite common).

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  • DragonQueen
    9 years ago | pl

    Try Caramel, aaaaaaaaaaaah!

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago | pl

    Children are starving while you waller nude in precious resources. You ought to be ashamed...smh

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    • Barefaced
      9 years ago | pl

      Get a life! I'm only using what the supermarkets and restaurants throw away in vast quantities. I subscribe to charities - my conscience is clear. Try to "waller" yourself - you may enjoy it"

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