Is it normal to eat your own poop everytime you go?

I eat my own poop every time I go. It's delicious and I don't even mind the smell anymore. I even experiment with it by putting it in my regular food as the main course as a protein source. Can't help it I am addicted to it. Can't wait till the next dump.

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Comments ( 27 )
  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    I know this is a troll but that would be hilarious if u rly did

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I didn't know that dogs were trained to type. XD

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    • Cliche1234

      Lmao. I hope this is not a subtle sign of dogs trying to take over the world though. :-/

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Honestly, if a dog actually did learn to speak human language and how to type, I'd be terrified. I prefer them as my pets, not my master.
        :)

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        • Cliche1234

          Hence why we must take actions on preventing dogs from typing on keyboards, telling their tales of eating their own shit on the internet! :-D

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Yeah, someone needs to ring the OP in. Maybe put them in a room with a nice chew toy so they forget all about taking over the human world!
            :)

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  • Hubbard

    Are you a dog? If no, that’s sick!

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  • bigbudchonga

    Normal, most people do this for sure

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  • Clunk42

    "As a protein source." Don't lie to yourself. You know that feces has little to no nutritious value. In fact, it's bad for you to eat feces. It's a waste product for a reason.

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    • rp777pg

      True but our body is not a perfect system and even though it is waste some food gets evacuated before the body is able to fully use it so yes there can still be some useful components left in it and some vitamins like B-12 etc. So yes I do see it as a secondary food source.

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      • Clunk42

        It's also filled with things that are very much bad for your body.

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        • rp777pg

          True but I haven't got sick yet and from other sites of people that have been doing it for a year or more it's the same. Just only eat your own poop. No one elses and clean up your mouth etc after you consume it so the bacteria stays in your stomach and intestines instead.

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  • barefoot_on_the_sand

    What the fuck.

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  • raisinbran

    It’s more nutritious to eat other people’s waste.

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  • Stakz87

    ... you kno better

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  • --

    You are telling fibs again.

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  • rp777pg

    I tried a poop milk shake today with chocholate mint ice cream and milk. It was great. I will add that to my collection along with a poop sandwich and turkey. Add a little mustard spread the poop as a spread and add colby cheese. I like to toast and melt the cheese also. It makes it nice and gooey adding to the flavor. If anyone can think of any other recipes let me know. I am happy to try them!

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  • rp777pg

    I have recently learned something else by eating it at least three times a day that it lowers my blood glucose numbers 30 to 40 points putting it in the normal range for a diabetic. So some good can come out of it. Normal blood sugar and less medicine needed.

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  • Shiki

    You should try to spice it up and snack it like potato chips after they dried..

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    • rp777pg

      I haven't tried that yet. I just have eaten fresh poop. Will have to try it. How do you keep it fresh and keep it from smelling?

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      • Shiki

        I haven't tried it yet myself but maybe just taking it outside when it is not raining or wrapping it in a plastic bag filled with air?

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  • yikes. So TIL that yes, some people do eat shit and don't die, and it's an actual disorder called coprophagia.

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  • Do you prefer the nutty kind or the corny kind? I personally like mine runny. Liquid diets are were it's at! Try it sometime!

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    • rp777pg

      I like it how ever it comes out but crunchy is more fun and gives for a fuller experience. I like it soft but not to hard or runny. It easier to hold and spreads better for food ingestion.

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  • Imthesadguy

    Do you eat all of it or do you take a bite?

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    • litelander8

      😂

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    • rp777pg

      Most of the time I eat all of it. Since each time other than a main poop it is a smaller amount and more sturdy. It is easy to pick up and eat. I enjoy it and chew it first then swallow it. Taste great!

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