Is it normal to eat while in the shower?

Once, back in university, while really, really drunk... I decided the best way to sober up was to eat sausages I cooked/ burned in the pan, in the shower.

The sausages were tasteless because of the water and made me wanna vomit and any fat that came off the sausages I was biting into like a wild animal made the shower harder to clean.

Lesson: When you get drunk, just sleep it off and do not try to think up your own remedies...

yeah and i jerk off with a washcloth and a shampoo bottle up my ass in the kitchen

i guess it would sort of depend on what she eats in the shower? like if she’s eating a watermelon or something then it’s literally already hella watery so it doesn’t really make a difference, but if it’s a sandwhich; no dice.

You've been watching Seinfeld again, haven't you?

I eat submarine sandwiches in the shower but they always fall apart in my hands and I end up with fistfuls of mush and meat which I shove in my water-filled mouth. I usually choke and pass out.

Yes, completely normal. I myself eat a full tub of ice cream most nights while crying in the shower. Completely normal.

I eat apples and smoke in the bath lmao.

Fiancée hates it cause I always fall asleep and leave my cigarette butts on the edge. The tobacco juice runs down the walls of the tub leaving stains. Ah well.

Hahaha these comments are ate up

No, it's retarded. I could probably enjoy a Margarita and a few olives in a bathtub although never really tried it. But I do enjoy cocktails when I am inside a pool.

Eating while showering seems crazy, but I eat while in the bath, it's relaxing.

I ate an apple in the shower when I was in a rush, that's it though

What about the sandwiches?

That all depends on what your friend eats.

No. I sometimes eat while bathing though