Is it normal to eat a large tub of mayonaisse in one sitting?

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

If this is any indication of how smart you are, then you should eat this way every single day. In a year or so, you'll die and the world will be rid of one more idiot.

I feel sick now.

That is so fucking gross:)

how much weed did you smoke before getting the munchies

Eww. Yeah I think you went overboard.

If you really like mayonnaise that much, you should try making Wanda's Macaroni Salad. The person who made it on YouTube used an entire 16oz jar.

As someone who used to do something very similar to what you described, this is NOT normal. You should probably pick healthier foods in less quantities. Substitute mayo for yogurt, granola for Snickers bars, and eat it frozen-ish.

Holy crap... I've heard of binge eating, but this just sounds dangerous. I wouldn't do it again.

You are what you eat.