Is it normal to drive around mostly nude during lockdown?

With the lockdown and not being able to go into work, I have jerking off so much that I need another release. So I got into my Expedition (it sits fairly high and don’t have to worry so much about getting caught) and drove around. To add to the risk, I drove through the Sonic drive-thru and ordered food. After I got my food and paid the girl, I was so nervous that I cum right there. Of course the girl had no idea what was going on. Before I could get home I ended up pissing in the seat. The mix of cum and piss felt wonderful. Thank goodness for leather seats. Is it normal to take advantage of the lockdown by doing something risky that you might not normally do, such as driving around mostly nude?

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Based on 20 votes (13 yes)
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Comments ( 18 )
  • bigbudchonga

    The troll gods will shame you for such a pathetic effort.

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    • I thought it was pretty exciting, and fun. Some of us are risk takers!

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  • Tommythecaty

    Haha how the fuck could one piss and jizz on themselves over that. It’s just public nudity, and not even outside of the car in the open at that.

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    • Obviously you haven’t tried it!

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      • Tommythecaty

        No, the two public nudity moments i engaged in I didn’t hide in a car, and certainly didn’t piss or jizz on myself. It’s really not that crazy or out there lol.

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  • megadriver

    If this is real, you sure are one nasty little pervert aren't you...

    You go to a drive thu in the nude, ejaculate without stimulation and then piss yourself... Well done! The future of humanity shines bright with people like you...

    You sound like a bit of a prat.

    I'd hate to be a passenger in your Expedition, that probably reeks of genital sweat and piss... reminding you of what school bathrooms smelled like.

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  • McSorley

    I'm currently eating store-bought cookies and they are unsatisfying.

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  • litelander8

    Your car is gonna stink. Unless you sat on a doggie pee-pad or something. Neither of which sound sexy.

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    • Leather is easy to clean, and there’s such a thing as air freshener.

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      • litelander8

        I’m gonna do you a favor and let you know now, anyone getting in your car is gonna smell it and be to polite to say so. Cheers.

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        • That’s alright. I’m still going to do it! It gives me too much pleasure to stop.

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          • litelander8

            Get them doggie pads, babe.

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            • Actually, I will try that. Thanks.

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  • XYXY

    You sound like a pervy little twat

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    • Yes I am!

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  • hauntedbysandwiches

    Sitting in your own piss...sounds like the best time ever.

    🤨

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    • I like to put the stopper in the bathtub, pee in it two or three times, then get in and roll around in it. Always have to drink some while I’m doing it!

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    • After all, it IS called “Is It Normal”. I enjoy it, I didn’t say it IS normal.

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