Years ago, when I was working strange hours, I used to food shop at about 3am and have breakfast before I went to bed. There's never anyone much in the supermarket at that time and, without knowing why I did it, I picked up the eggs and said in a bad Italian accent, "Hey! You boysa coming wid me. I'ma gonna cracka your skulls together".
And, yeah, the person cleaning the floors had edged up right behind me and heard the whole thing.
I am known for having monological dialogues in and out of the house, performed in different accents or voices, with different objects or just facial expressions. Friends will sometimes ask for an encore, but that's not how it works. Haha
You, Spacey, CoverYourEars, and nobodyspecial had pretty much covered the silly stuff I do. :)
I do that one too, especially with the accents. I also do the thing with two voices where one says something and the other interjects what you actually mean. You could say it's a shameless rip-off of Tim Minchin's "Angry (Feet)" but I was doing it before him, and mine is a bit different. I really like his, though. It makes me laugh like a drain.
Is it normal to do stupid things when no-one is around....
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Years ago, when I was working strange hours, I used to food shop at about 3am and have breakfast before I went to bed. There's never anyone much in the supermarket at that time and, without knowing why I did it, I picked up the eggs and said in a bad Italian accent, "Hey! You boysa coming wid me. I'ma gonna cracka your skulls together".
And, yeah, the person cleaning the floors had edged up right behind me and heard the whole thing.
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AHahh! That's good stuff.
I am known for having monological dialogues in and out of the house, performed in different accents or voices, with different objects or just facial expressions. Friends will sometimes ask for an encore, but that's not how it works. Haha
You, Spacey, CoverYourEars, and nobodyspecial had pretty much covered the silly stuff I do. :)
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I do that one too, especially with the accents. I also do the thing with two voices where one says something and the other interjects what you actually mean. You could say it's a shameless rip-off of Tim Minchin's "Angry (Feet)" but I was doing it before him, and mine is a bit different. I really like his, though. It makes me laugh like a drain.
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Hahahaha. I'd never seen this before! My favorite bit was "when I die- KIRRRLL" ;)