I even do it in elevators. I like the tension of not knowing if the door is going to open at an unexpected floor and a crowd of people see me doing the monkey face.
Had a couple of close calls and, well, there was that one time they put me under psychiatric evaluation in the hospital with bars on the windows.
I actually have looked for cameras in elevators and made affronted faces in directions they may be. I genuinely have. I swear this is true. The world is making me crazy!
Years ago, when I was working strange hours, I used to food shop at about 3am and have breakfast before I went to bed. There's never anyone much in the supermarket at that time and, without knowing why I did it, I picked up the eggs and said in a bad Italian accent, "Hey! You boysa coming wid me. I'ma gonna cracka your skulls together".
And, yeah, the person cleaning the floors had edged up right behind me and heard the whole thing.
I am known for having monological dialogues in and out of the house, performed in different accents or voices, with different objects or just facial expressions. Friends will sometimes ask for an encore, but that's not how it works. Haha
You, Spacey, CoverYourEars, and nobodyspecial had pretty much covered the silly stuff I do. :)
I do that one too, especially with the accents. I also do the thing with two voices where one says something and the other interjects what you actually mean. You could say it's a shameless rip-off of Tim Minchin's "Angry (Feet)" but I was doing it before him, and mine is a bit different. I really like his, though. It makes me laugh like a drain.
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I even do it in elevators. I like the tension of not knowing if the door is going to open at an unexpected floor and a crowd of people see me doing the monkey face.
Had a couple of close calls and, well, there was that one time they put me under psychiatric evaluation in the hospital with bars on the windows.
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You know they do have cameras in those elevators. It's probably safe to say they have witnessed the monkey dance ;)
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I actually have looked for cameras in elevators and made affronted faces in directions they may be. I genuinely have. I swear this is true. The world is making me crazy!
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lol, go frosties!
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One day I shall growl like a tiger without the fear of human intervention! Grrrrawwrrr! :P
Lol, I do stupid dances in grocery store aisles when I think nobody's looking. Been caught a couple of times..
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Years ago, when I was working strange hours, I used to food shop at about 3am and have breakfast before I went to bed. There's never anyone much in the supermarket at that time and, without knowing why I did it, I picked up the eggs and said in a bad Italian accent, "Hey! You boysa coming wid me. I'ma gonna cracka your skulls together".
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AHahh! That's good stuff.
I am known for having monological dialogues in and out of the house, performed in different accents or voices, with different objects or just facial expressions. Friends will sometimes ask for an encore, but that's not how it works. Haha
You, Spacey, CoverYourEars, and nobodyspecial had pretty much covered the silly stuff I do. :)
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I do that one too, especially with the accents. I also do the thing with two voices where one says something and the other interjects what you actually mean. You could say it's a shameless rip-off of Tim Minchin's "Angry (Feet)" but I was doing it before him, and mine is a bit different. I really like his, though. It makes me laugh like a drain.
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Hahahaha. I'd never seen this before! My favorite bit was "when I die- KIRRRLL" ;)
I always have my iPod on in the store and have been caught singing many times.
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lol, I've been caught dancing to my iPod's music.
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I'm also an amazing iPod So You Think You Can Dancer. :D
Were you dropping it like it was hot?