Typical that you propose marriage on the girl-love poem rather than the one that was written especially for you. Tell you what - when you've sown the last of your girl-kissing oats, give me the look that lets me know you're ready, and I'll happily get down on one knee.
Although, your height being what it is, me on one knee puts my face in rather an interesting position relative to your body. I might be so distracted that I forget what I'm down there for and do something else instead. It may take several practice runs before I get it right. I can't see that either of us would be complaining, though. Nom nom nommity nom. ;D
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Typical that you propose marriage on the girl-love poem rather than the one that was written especially for you. Tell you what - when you've sown the last of your girl-kissing oats, give me the look that lets me know you're ready, and I'll happily get down on one knee.
Although, your height being what it is, me on one knee puts my face in rather an interesting position relative to your body. I might be so distracted that I forget what I'm down there for and do something else instead. It may take several practice runs before I get it right. I can't see that either of us would be complaining, though. Nom nom nommity nom. ;D