Is it normal to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    8 years ago | pl

    Oooh! Oooh! If you're going as a slug for Halloween, can I be a bag of salt? I just know you'll love my rough, sandy texture pouring into every surface of your skin.

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