Is it normal to choke on food while having sex?

I've eaten while having sex a few times but I was with this one slick hot thang and man, oh man, she made me hungry for more.. As she was ready to give me head, i began to choke on my large hot dog. After i composed myself from choking she began again, but instead of biting ME she bit the hot dog THINKING it was..well you know...mine >__> I should have never choked. she never came back again thinking that she bit my penis off. But before she left, I was offended that she ate MY food. So I smacked her with my fat rolls.

Is It Normal?
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  • How much of a pig are you that you cant wait till after to eat?

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  • The only thing is sex that should go in your mouth ( other than your lover ) is water

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  • The question should be, is it normal to chew on a porkchop in the middle of such passion.

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  • LAWLZ

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