He brought his own towel but didn't bring his own toothbrush? Maybe he has got a skin disease and didn't want you to catch it?Some skin diseases spread through towels.Or maybe he thought you did have a skin disease and decided to play it safe by bringing his own towel.
I would have taken it as an offence anyway.or maybe he can't do without the familiar smell of an home towel.
or maybe his mom told him to take the towel with him.
like.Remember to bring your towel cause you'll get all wet!Or he has got an allergy to detergents and must be careful about which towels he uses.The fact he said:every other girl would be glad I did,suggests he is into a lot of casual sex and knows the dangers of towels sharing.So I would have said:You motherfucker! get the hell out of my house!
Because:1)He assumed you are a skank.
It might also work like some sort of test:If you actually know why and you don't ask any questions then you are a skank.If you don't it's either you are a sloppy skank or the kind of girl who's not into much casual sex.It also works as a signal:Like, he leaves it there at your house,and when you bring another guy,he looks at the towels and notices the spare one.More spare towels=more casual sex.
Or he drops the towel in the laundry box can't take it home wet=an excuse to drop by the next time.
Like:At least come to take your towel!Or:can I at least come take my towel!? and so forth.So he can get one last stand,if he plays his cards right. Funny how many functions a simple towel has,isn't it guys?guys?
The towel is also like a card,like,something to remember me by,in case I should not drop by ever again cause you sucked! Got it? a friend of mine actually used to bring to the houses of his dates a towels with his name,surname,address,telephone number,emailaddress,so if a chick got in the bathroom,example:the sister,the mother,the brother and used the towel,he'd get a chance of fucking the whole happy family.At least that's what he thought.
You can even get in trouble that way if it's your mother finding the towel in the laundry box.
Or your husband or wife. Like:who's towel is this?
I smell troubles.The biggests troubles usually start when the towel the person finds, is actually a towel from a bathroom you know.Like your uncle's bathroom.
Like:What the hell is this towel doing here in my bathroom?I seen this towel before,it's my brother's towel!Honey?! Do you know anything about this?
No dad.I don't.
Is it normal to bring a towel to ur gfs house??
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He brought his own towel but didn't bring his own toothbrush? Maybe he has got a skin disease and didn't want you to catch it?Some skin diseases spread through towels.Or maybe he thought you did have a skin disease and decided to play it safe by bringing his own towel.
I would have taken it as an offence anyway.or maybe he can't do without the familiar smell of an home towel.
or maybe his mom told him to take the towel with him.
like.Remember to bring your towel cause you'll get all wet!Or he has got an allergy to detergents and must be careful about which towels he uses.The fact he said:every other girl would be glad I did,suggests he is into a lot of casual sex and knows the dangers of towels sharing.So I would have said:You motherfucker! get the hell out of my house!
Because:1)He assumed you are a skank.
It might also work like some sort of test:If you actually know why and you don't ask any questions then you are a skank.If you don't it's either you are a sloppy skank or the kind of girl who's not into much casual sex.It also works as a signal:Like, he leaves it there at your house,and when you bring another guy,he looks at the towels and notices the spare one.More spare towels=more casual sex.
Or he drops the towel in the laundry box can't take it home wet=an excuse to drop by the next time.
Like:At least come to take your towel!Or:can I at least come take my towel!? and so forth.So he can get one last stand,if he plays his cards right. Funny how many functions a simple towel has,isn't it guys?guys?
The towel is also like a card,like,something to remember me by,in case I should not drop by ever again cause you sucked! Got it? a friend of mine actually used to bring to the houses of his dates a towels with his name,surname,address,telephone number,emailaddress,so if a chick got in the bathroom,example:the sister,the mother,the brother and used the towel,he'd get a chance of fucking the whole happy family.At least that's what he thought.
You can even get in trouble that way if it's your mother finding the towel in the laundry box.
Or your husband or wife. Like:who's towel is this?
I smell troubles.The biggests troubles usually start when the towel the person finds, is actually a towel from a bathroom you know.Like your uncle's bathroom.
Like:What the hell is this towel doing here in my bathroom?I seen this towel before,it's my brother's towel!Honey?! Do you know anything about this?
No dad.I don't.
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Holy fu-c , I almost fell asleep in my wheaties..... Hahhaha
Breath....