I have been plotting to steal my neighbour's dog for the past week now. He has a cockerspanial that he keeps locked up in a 2meter x 1.5meter cage all day, everyday. The dog can't even bark anymore; it's just some mumbling coughing sound instead of a bark sound.
He only gives the dog food when the dog starts pushing his foodbowl over the cold concrete so that it makes an irritating sound.
It won't help if I spoke to my neighbour because it would only make things worse..or I will hurt him.
Can't call animal control because that would make things worse too.
So I will steal that dog when the wind is loud enough at night.. and I will name it Mister PuddingPaws. And I will keep him safe and make him a bed and feed him fat and figure out where I can hide him.
Na-uh! I am a total badass and I am full of rage and blood and farts and stuff.
I'll have you know that I even peed in a urinal last Wednesday and didn't even flush it.
Is it normal to be upset when a neighbor does nothing for their dog
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I have been plotting to steal my neighbour's dog for the past week now. He has a cockerspanial that he keeps locked up in a 2meter x 1.5meter cage all day, everyday. The dog can't even bark anymore; it's just some mumbling coughing sound instead of a bark sound.
He only gives the dog food when the dog starts pushing his foodbowl over the cold concrete so that it makes an irritating sound.
It won't help if I spoke to my neighbour because it would only make things worse..or I will hurt him.
Can't call animal control because that would make things worse too.
So I will steal that dog when the wind is loud enough at night.. and I will name it Mister PuddingPaws. And I will keep him safe and make him a bed and feed him fat and figure out where I can hide him.
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This post actually makes me want to think you're not a badass ragaholic:)
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Na-uh! I am a total badass and I am full of rage and blood and farts and stuff.
I'll have you know that I even peed in a urinal last Wednesday and didn't even flush it.
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I turn out the lights on peeps in the toilet
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Sometimes I don't brush my teeth after I ate lunch
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Sometimes I brush my teeth with maple syrup!