Get rebellious! Prank her head off then act innocent. Wear some sort of pad under your underwear so It doesn't hurt if you are spanked (I did it once when I was like 5). MOst of all tell your dad. He'll deal with her easily but it can't hurt to torment her for all that crap she's been doing to you BEFORE you tell your dad right? Stay out past your curfew then climb the window to your room and pretend to be asleep. And does she sleep there? If she does then take the foam out of her bed and replace it with 300 whoopee cushions. For better effect, leave a skunk tied up in her room where she can't see it. The sound of the cushions will hopefully agitate it and make it spray that wonderful horrendously stench-filled liquid hidden within.
You know an easier way to humiliate her? HIde a camera somewhere and do an epic prank. Post it on a website like Youtube (not advertising it or anything) and tell the neighborhood about it. Once she finds out tell your dad or the police. After that you will hear a scream say "M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL (kill, kill, kill) GODLIKE... HOLY SHIT!" (From DOTA Allstars when you do something epic)
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Get rebellious! Prank her head off then act innocent. Wear some sort of pad under your underwear so It doesn't hurt if you are spanked (I did it once when I was like 5). MOst of all tell your dad. He'll deal with her easily but it can't hurt to torment her for all that crap she's been doing to you BEFORE you tell your dad right? Stay out past your curfew then climb the window to your room and pretend to be asleep. And does she sleep there? If she does then take the foam out of her bed and replace it with 300 whoopee cushions. For better effect, leave a skunk tied up in her room where she can't see it. The sound of the cushions will hopefully agitate it and make it spray that wonderful horrendously stench-filled liquid hidden within.
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You know an easier way to humiliate her? HIde a camera somewhere and do an epic prank. Post it on a website like Youtube (not advertising it or anything) and tell the neighborhood about it. Once she finds out tell your dad or the police. After that you will hear a scream say "M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL (kill, kill, kill) GODLIKE... HOLY SHIT!" (From DOTA Allstars when you do something epic)