Is it normal to be this obsessed with cows?

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Okay so. I LOVE cows. I collect little cows and have cow pillows etc. My obsession is getting very serious though. One night, my friends were over, and I went into this odd spaz attack. I started rolling on the floor and yelling "cows MER cows MER cows AHH." I later found out that it was because I hadn't seen a cow that day. Is this normal.......?

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  • DubstepismyMJ
    11 years ago | pl

    ooohh so this is how beastilaty starts..

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago | pl

      Loool! I thought it was only me thinking this way.

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  • alv1592
    11 years ago | pl

    What if a cow had a horn like a unicorn? Would it be called a cowicorn or a unicow?

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    • Emmathecow
      6 years ago | pl

      OMG I DREW A COWICORN AND I MADE THE SAVE THE COWICORN FOUNDATION AND I JUST LOVE COWICORNS!!!!

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    • [Old Memory]
      11 years ago | pl

      Ooo I like unicow...it almost sounds like an insult.

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  • Johannah
    11 years ago | pl

    I LOVE cows too

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  • Rufus
    11 years ago | pl

    "Cows" is obviously code for something. Crack maybe?

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    • Unimportant
      11 years ago | pl

      "cows" is probably an abbreviation. it might stand for "Crap On White Snow" or something...

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  • HSVWHO
    11 years ago | pl

    Do you eat beef??! You must love beef!! Because a cow is inside you when you eat beef... Or milk.
    MOO BITCHES

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  • Unimportant
    11 years ago | pl

    of course its normal. you should totally move to a farm and start a romantic relationship with a cow. they can be very cute, you know...
    jesus...

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  • totallyabnormal
    11 years ago | pl

    do you love beef?

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  • bittersweet21
    11 years ago | pl

    Cows make me hungry. Num num num.

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  • Troll
    11 years ago | pl

    I did that too when my dumb bitch brother told me to get off my xbox so I played the WII I am still pissed!

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