Is it normal to be this messed up?

So sometimes I like to put whipped cream on my pussy and if I call my dog she will come try to lick it off, but usually I am too busy having sex with my uncle, but the problem is that Im in lesbian love with my cousin his daughter but they fuck too. Also one time my mother made the dog put its willy inside me and said if I told anyone she wouldnt let me have sex with my dad anymore. I guess the only good thing about it all is that I won the lottery 18 times in a row now, so I'm collecting millions.

Is it normal to hate troll posts so much you make one yourself?

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47% Normal
Based on 30 votes (14 yes)
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Comments ( 15 )
  • Quiblum

    ah. you made a mistake in your story. you mentioned the dog as a "she", but then you said "willy". female dogs don't have willies. stupid.

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    • You missed the entire last sentence, too, apparently. Stupid.

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      • Sidekickz

        haha i missed it 2 till you told the guy! hahah LOL!
        good one! i was reading like what the hell 1.uncle f*kcin 2.lesbian shizzel 3 father sex 4.mother thingz an the dog 5 cousin doughter !hahah u are good

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        • PumpkinKate

          Heh, I guess it is kinda stuck down there at the bottom.

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          • Sidekickz

            yeah i geuss you're right

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  • sounds a bit incest to me fuck your dog not your dad

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    I was about to say this must be a troll. You already said it though. So no use in restating. My trolldar is going off.

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  • sugarbooger

    Completely normal.

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  • michaels4p5

    i get it now how the dad conv came into play in the chatroom. now i still will say the same thing fuck your dog not your dad if this isn't what you want to hear take your story down.

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  • confuzzledgirl

    Just be sure that your grandfather doesn't find out that your uncle Dad has anal sex with the cat.

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    • Because he would get jealous... that's HIS cat to anally violate!

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      • you

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  • DolphinAngel

    Damn why this got approved and others did not?

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    • PumpkinKate

      I wonder the same thing, I tried to make a post that asked "Is it normal that I'm so deft I can fuck a man to death and make his widow cum before he hits the floor?" twice now, and it got denied both times. This, however, went through, and is just satire. I guess because it legitly states that it is.

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  • mateo

    your dog gets a lot of action

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