Is it normal to be sometime Socially Awkward ?

Wellcum immigrate friend.
My name are Hamid. I too recented come in Amireca to life. I will have tell you some about Amirecas strange customs.

First make sure when go to security make sure they no see bomb. They not like and I have learn hard way and call our club to help me out of prison land where mean police make me listen to Justin Beiber on loops in trade of gossup.

If you need help find sex there are many prostitudes allwhere. They am usualy work pretend to sell coughee drink out of drove-through shed. Make sure demand sex for money.

To food myself I go to walmarket and eat free. Make sure they no see you eat in store. I also get free car by order pizza to house and take car when them no look. Amireca have strange custom of let woman drive car so be aware of bad drivers.

Find house is easy. There am many house that no one live in. Look for sale sine and use rock for key.

Soon you are learn to speak Amirecan as good as I. I wish you has much fun as me now that I tell you what to do. You couldn't of done it without me.

All Hail The Giant Sand Crab of Doom!
-Hamid