Def a fuckin' cat. It's all because, unlike all other domesticated animals, cats more or less domesticated themselves so now they think they can have attitudes and lie all the time.
I love my cat to death but she's so full of shit. Every time I treat her with vodka water and a bowl of chewing tobacco she inevitably fakes throwing up so I'll pity her empty stomach and give her another treat. Sometimes I fear she's a snowflake cat. Spoiled rotten.
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Are you a cat girl?
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NO!!!! Of course noooottttt
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She totally is. Cats love lying about stuff. I just fed mine 30 min ago & now she's doing a weak, pathetic food mew as if she's in the holodomor
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My cat is just lying here by my side chillin. 😸
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Livin the Andew life
Def a fuckin' cat. It's all because, unlike all other domesticated animals, cats more or less domesticated themselves so now they think they can have attitudes and lie all the time.
I love my cat to death but she's so full of shit. Every time I treat her with vodka water and a bowl of chewing tobacco she inevitably fakes throwing up so I'll pity her empty stomach and give her another treat. Sometimes I fear she's a snowflake cat. Spoiled rotten.
no that’s why I said I’m not :/