Is it normal to be normal?

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I have a dog but I don't want to have sex with it. Nor do I want to have sex with my relatives. I don't want to pee on anyone. I don't obsess that I'm 15 pounds overweight. I have several relationships that I've been able to get over. I don't smoke weed or have any problems with it. I have friends, a job, a future, money, and relatively sane parents. I don't give myself blowjobs because my human physiology has sadly precluded me from that. I don't even hate fat people or Germans.

What is wrong with me?

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57% Normal
Based on 79 votes (45 yes)
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  • randomjelly
    13 years ago

    Best post ever haha!

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  • Shrunk
    13 years ago

    i bet also u tolerate the sound of eating, don't care about ur poop and farts, and don't have a garbage bag fetish

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  • moomus
    13 years ago

    Sorry but I think it's abnormal to be that normal! It is here anyway......

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      13 years ago

      I know. It's strange. Were it not for my cannibalism, I'd be extremely average.

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  • alv1592
    13 years ago

    it sounds like nothing's wrong with you. you have a totally average life.

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    Pyjamas.

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  • EccentricWeird
    10 years ago

    Wow. What a total freak.

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  • dacritic
    12 years ago

    Well at least this is the most normal post compared to the other posts other ppl put

    "wat a mouthful" lol

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  • Vyzr
    13 years ago

    If it was normal to be abnormal then you'd be normal because it was abnormal. If it was abnormal to be normal then you'd be abnormal because it was normal.

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  • KeKe313
    13 years ago

    No one is normal. Some people may be wierder than others but no one is normal.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    its a nice joke mr sarcasim

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  • Bleach2476
    13 years ago

    What does that mean? Wouldn't asking "Is it abnormal to be abnormal" basically be the same thing?

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  • sunoy14
    13 years ago

    get abducted by alien. get your nose turned into a trunk. then you'll become normal.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    so funny

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  • DannyKanes
    13 years ago

    Man you are so abnormal it's not funny LOL JK nah you're sane :-)

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