Is it normal to be normal?

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I have a dog but I don't want to have sex with it. Nor do I want to have sex with my relatives. I don't want to pee on anyone. I don't obsess that I'm 15 pounds overweight. I have several relationships that I've been able to get over. I don't smoke weed or have any problems with it. I have friends, a job, a future, money, and relatively sane parents. I don't give myself blowjobs because my human physiology has sadly precluded me from that. I don't even hate fat people or Germans.

What is wrong with me?

Is It Normal?
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  • randomjelly
    12 years ago | pl

    Best post ever haha!

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  • Shrunk
    12 years ago | pl

    i bet also u tolerate the sound of eating, don't care about ur poop and farts, and don't have a garbage bag fetish

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  • moomus
    12 years ago | pl

    Sorry but I think it's abnormal to be that normal! It is here anyway......

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      12 years ago | pl

      I know. It's strange. Were it not for my cannibalism, I'd be extremely average.

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago | pl

    it sounds like nothing's wrong with you. you have a totally average life.

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  • dappled
    12 years ago | pl

    Pyjamas.

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago | pl

    Wow. What a total freak.

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  • dacritic
    12 years ago | pl

    Well at least this is the most normal post compared to the other posts other ppl put

    "wat a mouthful" lol

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  • Vyzr
    12 years ago | pl

    If it was normal to be abnormal then you'd be normal because it was abnormal. If it was abnormal to be normal then you'd be abnormal because it was normal.

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  • KeKe313
    12 years ago | pl

    No one is normal. Some people may be wierder than others but no one is normal.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    its a nice joke mr sarcasim

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  • Bleach2476
    12 years ago | pl

    What does that mean? Wouldn't asking "Is it abnormal to be abnormal" basically be the same thing?

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  • sunoy14
    12 years ago | pl

    get abducted by alien. get your nose turned into a trunk. then you'll become normal.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    so funny

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  • DannyKanes
    12 years ago | pl

    Man you are so abnormal it's not funny LOL JK nah you're sane :-)

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