Is it normal to be normal?
I have a dog but I don't want to have sex with it. Nor do I want to have sex with my relatives. I don't want to pee on anyone. I don't obsess that I'm 15 pounds overweight. I have several relationships that I've been able to get over. I don't smoke weed or have any problems with it. I have friends, a job, a future, money, and relatively sane parents. I don't give myself blowjobs because my human physiology has sadly precluded me from that. I don't even hate fat people or Germans.
What is wrong with me?