Send your boyfriend to doggy obedience school. There he will learn how to sit, beg, lie down, bark, not bark, roll over, stay, come and other useful skills that should make him more compatible with your puffed-up egotistical life style.
Be sure to keep small treats in your purse so you can reinforce his good behaviour.
Just smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper it he does things that you consider not up to your standards.
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Send your boyfriend to doggy obedience school. There he will learn how to sit, beg, lie down, bark, not bark, roll over, stay, come and other useful skills that should make him more compatible with your puffed-up egotistical life style.
Be sure to keep small treats in your purse so you can reinforce his good behaviour.
Just smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper it he does things that you consider not up to your standards.