no, this is not normal. you need to get over your obsession and start living in reality QUICK! here is what you need to do:
1)create a jacob black voodoo doll. i suggest a crumpled up paper bag but your dogs chew toy will work as well
2)grab a sharp object and repeatedly stab the voodoo doll while stating out loud "you're not real! you're not real! you're not real!" bonus points if you state those words after each stab
3)place the object in the fire and incinerate
4)get a boyfriend
and just for safe measure..
5)burn all of the twilight books. better yet, go to every book store purchase every copy even ask your friends to "borrow" their copies so you can burn them as well
Is it normal to be in love with a fictional character?
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no, this is not normal. you need to get over your obsession and start living in reality QUICK! here is what you need to do:
1)create a jacob black voodoo doll. i suggest a crumpled up paper bag but your dogs chew toy will work as well
2)grab a sharp object and repeatedly stab the voodoo doll while stating out loud "you're not real! you're not real! you're not real!" bonus points if you state those words after each stab
3)place the object in the fire and incinerate
4)get a boyfriend
and just for safe measure..
5)burn all of the twilight books. better yet, go to every book store purchase every copy even ask your friends to "borrow" their copies so you can burn them as well
enjoy!!!