When things don't function properly, you gotta show those pieces of fuck who their master is. Broken ass appliances, I'll find your computer soul and rip it out through your closest approximation of an asshole with my bare hands and hold it up to the sky cackling wildly as thunder crashes and the gods weep for your shattered form crushed under the heel of my rage as well they should for though they may have mercy on you, I will not.
is it normal to be furious with things that dont work when they should
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When things don't function properly, you gotta show those pieces of fuck who their master is. Broken ass appliances, I'll find your computer soul and rip it out through your closest approximation of an asshole with my bare hands and hold it up to the sky cackling wildly as thunder crashes and the gods weep for your shattered form crushed under the heel of my rage as well they should for though they may have mercy on you, I will not.
And that's how you fix a toaster.